Thanks Smith.
That awkward moment when Smith automatically makes the assumption that my parents have helped finance my college education based off of their annual income. Um, where’s the option for supporting myself throughout college? K, thanks.
(Source: lilysaldrins, via fantasyorfiction)
Strange Facts About Kissing
Hmm, interesting.
(Source: psych-facts, via psych-facts)
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Sexy hot man, you can be deported…into my bed.
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No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention.
Well, get used to that feeling. That’s how your whole life will feel some day.
This is all practice.
—Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk. (via tenementhalls)
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GPOY. I think I am dying. I am laying in bed, and I never want to move, breathe, cough, blow my nose, or stand up ever again.
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You can stop with the whole being beautiful thing. K, thanks.
(Source: samswarek)
a) I want a bathtub like this at some point in my life.
b) I’d be more than happy to share it with Patrick Dempsey.
(Source: samswarek)
